Bored with your current job? Would a change in location make it more interesting? This design represents a mission logo for a future space colony. Included are the words "Lunar Base 7" and "Bookkeeping Division".
For those who dream of becoming a troublemaker.
Is your occupation not nearly as exciting as you wish? Perhaps joining the World Legion of Evil Bookkeepers will help brighten your day?
"Thou Shalt Separate The Debits From The Credits. - Genesis 1:37"
It's not enough to master the spreadsheet, accounting perfection requires that you become the spreadsheet. Naturally, Earth shattering revelations such as this belong on mugs and t-shirts.
Ornery? Jaded? Hard to get along with? The following designs can warn others about your personality. The designs are available on t-shirts, mugs, cards, mousepads, and other products.
Magnets and stickers can be displayed in your office cubical to give coworkers and clients fair warning of your disposition. They can't say they haven't been warned!
Are clients vocally unhappy with the numbers you're giving them? Well numbers don't lie. You can only do so much with the data supplied by the client. So hold up your coffee mug with this design facing them. Let them know how futile it is to argue with the bookkeeper!
Are clients and co-workers disturbing your nap time with pointless interruptions? This humorous design looks like a warning sign and includes the words "Safety First. Please, don't wake the Bookkeeper".
Remember, not only is it rude to wake a sleeping bookkeeper, but it can be dangerous for all involved!
Design includes the words "Beware of The Bookkeeper" and "Owner assumes no responsibility".
Ornery bookkeepers can be just as dangerous as angry dogs. It's only proper to give warning to co-workers and clients!
(Note: Unfortunately, this sign has little legal bearing. You can still be held liable for damages if your bookkeeper bites someone.)
Although domesticated bookkeepers may appear mild mannered and tame, always remember they can have a wild streak. It is extremely dangerous to approach a bookkeeper with food in hand.
A great gift idea for Star Trek fans.
CafePress, through a license agreement with CBS, allows artists to incorporate Star Trek elements into their designs.
Below are some of My bookkeeper designs available at Zazzle. They are available on several styles of mugs and many apparel items.
These bookkeeper clocks are available in three styles. A basic clock, with a black plastic frame, has a diameter of 10 inches. A larger wall clock measures 17 inches in diameter. Finally, a 14 inch diameter clock, with an aluminum body and glass face, is also available. These classy designs fit in well with professional bookkeeper office decor.