"Thou Shall Remove Metal, From Larger Pieces of Metal, to Maketh Useful Things."
So how did machinists come into being? When was the machining field created? Recently discovered ancient verses may provide an important clue.
This machinist t-shirt design featuring the words "Let there be machinists, to removeth metal from bigger chunks of metal to maketh useful things." - Genesis 1:36
Machine operator t-shirt design features the words - "Let there be machine operators, to pushith the green button and to maketh parts with great haste. - Genesis 1:36".
Over-the-top design for machinists that might be bored with their current employer. Includes the words "Galactic Conquest Command" and "Machining Division".
Would your career be more exciting if you worked for another company? Consider becoming a henchman for the Evil Overlord.
Bored with your current job? Would a change in location make it more interesting? This design represents a mission logo for a future space colony. Included are the words "Lunar Base 7" and "Machining Division".
For those who dream of becoming a troublemaker.
Do you wish your daily work life could be more interesting? Perhaps joining the World Legion of Evil Machinists will help brighten your day?
Only then will you have truly mastered the machinists trade!
This machinist t-shirt design features the words - "Machinist" and "Show me the print!"
This machinist t-shirt design features the words "Machinist" and "Rule over the Metals"
Click on the image above to see over a dozen machinist designs I have for sale at CafePress.
Are interruptions interfering with your nap time? Machining can be a stressful job. Let others know that you don't appreciate interruptions when napping in the shop. This humorous design looks like a warning sign and includes the words "Safety First. Please, don't wake the Machinist".
Remember, waking a sleeping machinist can be dangerous for all involved!
Tired of arguing with others? Feel like you're going in circles with some people? This humorous design includes the words "NOTICE. Arguing with the machinist may be ineffective!"
Wearing a t-shirt, or using a coffee mug with this design, lets everyone know that arguing is just going to be a waste of time.
Someone complaining about a set-up taking to long? Show them the shirt. Someone complaining about tooling orders for a new job? Point to the shirt. A million uses!
Are you a machinist who is sometimes hard to get along with? Do you know someone who fits this description? This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - "NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Machinists!"
An overworked machinist, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.
A great gift idea for machinists who are Star Trek fans.
CafePress, through a license agreement with CBS, allows artists to incorporate Star Trek elements into their designs.
Below are some of my machinist designs available at Zazzle.