Specialty Graphics

Gifts for Machinists

This page highlights some of the machinist themed mug and t-shirt designs I have created. I also have designs for other skilled trades, including welders, mechanics, and plumbers.

A Humorous Look at the Origins of Machining

The Creation of Machinists

The creation of machinist logo.

"Thou Shall Remove Metal, From Larger Pieces of Metal, to Maketh Useful Things."

Products with this design are available at both CafePress and Zazzle.

The creation of Machinists t-shirts.
The creation of machinists t-shirt

The Creation of Machinists

So how did machinists come into being? When was the machining field created? Recently discovered ancient verses may provide an important clue.

This machinist t-shirt design featuring the words "Let there be machinists, to removeth metal from bigger chunks of metal to maketh useful things." - Genesis 1:36

The creation of machine operators t-shirt

The Creation of Machine Operators

Machine operator t-shirt design features the words - "Let there be machine operators, to pushith the green button and to maketh parts with great haste. - Genesis 1:36".


Galactic Conquest Command: Machining Division

Galactic conquest command, machining division.

Want to work for a more interesting employer?

Over-the-top design for machinists that might be bored with their current employer. Includes the words "Galactic Conquest Command" and "Machining Division".

Would your career be more exciting if you worked for another company? Consider becoming a henchman for the Evil Overlord.

Products with this design are available at both Zazzle and CafePress.

Machining division t-shirts.

Machinist T-shirts and Mugs

Lunar Base 7 Machining Division mug.

Lunar Base 7, Machining Division

Bored with your current job? Would a change in location make it more interesting? This design represents a mission logo for a future space colony. Included are the words "Lunar Base 7" and "Machining Division".

Products with this design are available at both Zazzle and CafePress.

American Society of Renegade Machinists mug.

American Society of Renegade Machinists

For those who dream of becoming a troublemaker.

Products with this design are available at both Zazzle and CafePress.

World Legion of Evil Machinists mug.

World Legion of Evil Machinists

Do you wish your daily work life could be more interesting? Perhaps joining the World Legion of Evil Machinists will help brighten your day?

Products with this design are available at both Zazzle and CafePress.

Be one with the machine t-shirt

Be one with the Machine

Only then will you have truly mastered the machinists trade!

Show me the Print Machinist t-shirt

Machinist - Show me the Print

This machinist t-shirt design features the words - "Machinist" and "Show me the print!"

Machinist, rule over the metals t-shirt

Machinist, Rule over the Metals

This machinist t-shirt design features the words "Machinist" and "Rule over the Metals"

Machinist t-shirts for sale.

Click on the image above to see over a dozen machinist designs I have for sale at CafePress.


Machinist "Warning Sign" T-Shirt and Mug Designs

Machinist t-shirts for sale.

Please, don't wake the Machinist!

Are interruptions interfering with your nap time? Machining can be a stressful job. Let others know that you don't appreciate interruptions when napping in the shop. This humorous design looks like a warning sign and includes the words "Safety First. Please, don't wake the Machinist".

Remember, waking a sleeping machinist can be dangerous for all involved!

Arguing with the Machinist may be Ineffective

Tired of arguing with others? Feel like you're going in circles with some people? This humorous design includes the words "NOTICE. Arguing with the machinist may be ineffective!"

Wearing a t-shirt, or using a coffee mug with this design, lets everyone know that arguing is just going to be a waste of time.

Someone complaining about a set-up taking to long? Show them the shirt. Someone complaining about tooling orders for a new job? Point to the shirt. A million uses!

Please, Do Not Feed The Machinists

Are you a machinist who is sometimes hard to get along with? Do you know someone who fits this description? This humorous t-shirt design includes the words - "NOTICE, For your own safety! - Please, Do Not Feed The Machinists!"

An overworked machinist, in captivity, can be just as unpredictable and dangerous as a wild animal. Never try to give them food without first asking their keeper for permission.


Starfleet Command, Machining Division

Starfleet Command, machining division gifts.

Would your job be more interesting if you were working for another organization?

A great gift idea for machinists who are Star Trek fans.

CafePress, through a license agreement with CBS, allows artists to incorporate Star Trek elements into their designs.

Click here to see this product on over 100 products at CafePress.

Starfleet Command gifts for machinist.

Machinist Designs for Sale at Zazzle

Below are some of my machinist designs available at Zazzle.

Machinist gifts for sale at Zazzle.